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Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

French horn.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He ran out of pee."

"This is a duet yourself project."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Bassoon practice.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Meet my significant other.'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

Quatre-mains

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Musician with eyepatch

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

Northmont dog obedience school.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"