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Dog and bird

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Animal Band.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"HOWL!"

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"I need you to honk."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Hello, what's your sign?"

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Cat conducting

Evolution Update.

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"Listen mate - don't mess me about! Did you, or did you not, 10 years ago, adopt a mountain lion cub. . .??"

'You must be game for a laugh.'