Valentine Virtuoso Gifts

"No, I didn't get a Valentine Card: In our society, they're strictly reserved for the Queen..."

Orchestra.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

My Dream Valentine

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

Violin Player

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm huggable!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

No Bruch!

Mozart with a violin case.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

Leonard Cohen

Mummy Musician

First Violin Recital.

Air Sitar.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Barbara Streisand

Vampire with a violin

Recording Studio

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Elvis fans

Superhero violinist

Happy Thought.