Valentine's Dynamic Duo T-Shirts

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

"The blow drier is broken."

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Armchair Dancing

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"They're both in telemarketing."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Gay couple living together.

"I want to make it with you."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

How about swapping wives for the day?

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Sadojazzachists

Dance Partners

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

"No, I didn't get a Valentine Card: In our society, they're strictly reserved for the Queen..."

'Big guys have big hearts!'