Valentine's Romantic T-Shirts

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'Big guys have big hearts!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

Why we need poetry. . .

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'More bubbles!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Love linked

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Frog flirting.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Tea of Love