Valentine's Romantic T-Shirts

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'Big guys have big hearts!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Tea of Love

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Love Conquers All

Frog flirting.