Unique Romantic T-Shirts

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Love Conquers All

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Get a tomb!"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."