The Romantic T-Shirts

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"I gotta be me!"

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Mr. Right!"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Missing You.

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

After the Sentence

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'