The Romantic T-Shirts

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I gotta be me!"

Venus

"Mr. Right!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

After the Sentence

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"There's something I have to tell you."