Creative Romantic T-Shirts

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

I Drew a Hot Guy

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

Big Data Tonight

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Oh, how sweet of you."