Creative Romantic T-Shirts

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

I Drew a Hot Guy

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Diamond outfits

Love linked

You're the botanicals in my gin

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You're solemates!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Big Data Tonight

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't