Romantic T-Shirts

Happy Valentine's Day

Magnetic attraction between people.

'Oh so now he buys me flowers.'

'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

"You're kidding, right?"

Love.

"It's just not working out. I'm sure with proper medical treatment, community support and social rehabilitation you'll eventually meet that special someone."

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

'Looks like they were really meant for each other.'

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Protection and food used to be enough, but now, they want romance and time for themselves as well... What are we to do?"

"Let's go upstairs and make love..."

Melondrama

Love is a many splinted thing....

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

Attention Span Man

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

Two lovers behind 'Dear Crossing'.

'Harmony before Matrimony'

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'You know, I never really liked Christmas, but then you came into my life...'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

"Just what I wanted - a dozen rosés."

"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'Not bad, Mr Poe...but could you write in a love interest for the raven?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'Romance in Swampland'