Romantic T-Shirts

Happy Valentine's Day

Magnetic attraction between people.

'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

"You're kidding, right?"

Love.

"It's just not working out. I'm sure with proper medical treatment, community support and social rehabilitation you'll eventually meet that special someone."

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

'Looks like they were really meant for each other.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

Love is a many splinted thing....

"Let's go upstairs and make love..."

Attention Span Man

Melondrama

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Protection and food used to be enough, but now, they want romance and time for themselves as well... What are we to do?"

'Romance in Swampland'

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'You know, I never really liked Christmas, but then you came into my life...'

Man's New Year's resolution is to be a better husband...then proceeds to eat the breakfast he's bought to his wife in bed.

"Puppy love."

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"Just what I wanted - a dozen rosés."