Classic Romantic T-Shirts

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

For the last time, I'm aiming for the heart - Stop telling me to aim for the butt.

'I see more of those compacts every day.'

"Did you get her number?" "Sure did. And she's just my type." "What type is that?" "Available."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I gotta be me!"

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Mr. Right!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Happy Valentine's Day.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love Conquers All

Love linked

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out