Classic Romantic Gifts

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'I see more of those compacts every day.'

"Did you get her number?" "Sure did. And she's just my type." "What type is that?" "Available."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I gotta be me!"

Venus

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Mr. Right!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

"You're solemates!"

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Oh, how sweet of you."