Classical Romantic Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day.

Differences in social background notwithstanding, between George Kessler and Philomena Potts it was love at first sight.

A Symphony of Penguins

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Diamond outfits

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

"You're solemates!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."