Classical Romance Fan Gifts

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Happy Valentine's Day.

Odette from Swan Lake

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

A man taking a bow

Orchestra conductor

Alberich steals the gold

Upper West Side Story

Gulliver's other travels.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Robert Schumann

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Don Pasquale

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You're welcome."

Baby Brunhilde

A singer being criticised

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Luciano Pavarotti.

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

Roadie

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

Boring Pianist

The Mouse King

Call centre musicians

Wrong note.

Violinist welcomed by cats

Cat symphony conductor

Three great regrets.

Rule Britannia!

A Train Conductor.

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

The Triangle