Historical Romance Fan Gifts

Meeting at a social gathering

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Next in Lion

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

The Meeting

I am married

Milly and the Student

Lady Jane Grey

Jonathan Swift.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

D. H. Lawrence

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Kit makes an appointment

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Ben Jonson.

Honore de Balzac

"Don't make eye contact..."