Historical Romance Enthusiast Gifts

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 1.

Victorian Garden Romance

I am married

Tosca in prison

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Gunter Grass

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

That's What Happens

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Paul Ree

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Other Cooperstown

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

The High Line at Giza

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."