Historical Romance Lovers Gifts

'They're still very much in love.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Romans.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

I am married

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Victorian Garden Romance

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Sulking

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Lady in Blue Dress

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

What was dating like in your day, Mort? Very, very confusing. Women only talked about things they thought I was interested in. They never showed affection publicly because they thought it would embarrass me. For some reason, they made a point of never telling me any stories in which they had fun with other people. I always knew less about a lady at the end of a date than I did at the beginning. I don't get it. The you'd have fit right in.

'Another failure to communicate?'

Searching for a Wife

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'I don't believe an innocent carriage ride in the country is exactly what our Founding Fathers have in mind.'

Pregnant

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

"What happened to women and children first?"

Tall major and small page boy

Purple Knight

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."