Vintage Romance Enthusiast Gifts

The Misplaced Attachment

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

I only have eyes for you

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love is in the air...

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Love

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Champagne Bubble

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Words of Love