Vintage Romance Enthusiast Gifts

The Misplaced Attachment

What was dating like in your day, Mort? Very, very confusing. Women only talked about things they thought I was interested in. They never showed affection publicly because they thought it would embarrass me. For some reason, they made a point of never telling me any stories in which they had fun with other people. I always knew less about a lady at the end of a date than I did at the beginning. I don't get it. The you'd have fit right in.

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

I only have eyes for you

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Klimt Kiss Phones

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Happy Valentine's Day.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Funnel of Love

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Love

Funnel of Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'