Classical Romantic Mugs

Happy Valentine's Day.

Differences in social background notwithstanding, between George Kessler and Philomena Potts it was love at first sight.

A Symphony of Penguins

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

Diamond outfits

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."