Flirty Folks Gifts

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"And he has such soulful eyes."

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'Your place or mine?' - 'Both.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"May I write a poem about you?"

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

'What a six pack.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

'The mature woman knows exactly how to attract a man. . . eensy beansy cell phones. . .the mature woman doesn't necessarily want the man when he gets here. . .'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

Maureen Got Around.