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Frilly PJs

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I don't like your application."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Overkill, dude."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Rainbow skier

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"