Family Fashion Pillows

"Why do you always blame me for our son's behaviour?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Little Princess.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"We have the exact same taste."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Three-way mirror

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I'm the angel of sweatpants. Did the angels of depression and regret show up yet?"

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Scottish Baby

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"