Family Fashion Pillows

"Why do you always blame me for our son's behaviour?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Little Princess.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"We have the exact same taste."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Three-way mirror

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I'm the angel of sweatpants. Did the angels of depression and regret show up yet?"

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

Scottish Baby

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"