Kid's Fashion Pillows

"We have the exact same taste."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Proper little princess.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

A Young Athlete

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.