Kid's Fashion T-Shirts

"We have the exact same taste."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Proper little princess.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

A Young Athlete

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

Short Pants

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."