Kids' Clothing T-Shirts

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'She's so put together!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Little Princess.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'