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'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

'Do you have them with button-down collars? They're for a working breakfast.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Yeah, I'm involved with the fashion industry. But it's not something I'm particularly prada."

"I know I said I didn't like it on the rack, but it fit like a dream so I had to buy it."

You have a lot of nice clothes. I'd like to borrow some of them, or your money.

Wardrobe

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

The penguin suit.

Hoodie

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'No, I'm with her ... or didn't you see the invisible tow rope?'

'How does my bum look in these pants?'

Shoulder pads make you look so aggressive!

"I got it on sale at Plump & Short!"

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'

'I'm a human purse.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Do I wear my team colors, my gang colors, my school colors, my city colors..."

Changing Room Decisions

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.