Kids' Clothing Gifts

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Little Princess.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'