Children's Clothing Aficionado Gifts

Short Pants

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

"That shirt is so last year."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

The Curious George pop-down book

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

At the witches supermarket.

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Let me guess -- first child?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Nope. Not the same thing.

Most folks just go with the white.

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”