Children's Fashion Gifts

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

'I can't keep him in clothes.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Nice bling!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Proper little princess.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

A Young Athlete

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."