Children's Fashion Pillows

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

'I can't keep him in clothes.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

'Baby's first two-step.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Nice bling!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Proper little princess.

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

A Young Athlete