Fashionable Family Members Pillows

Scottish Baby

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"We have the exact same taste."

Litter Pick

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Yummy Mummy

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"...an this is my extended family."

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