Fashionable Family Members Gifts

Scottish Baby

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"We have the exact same taste."

Litter Pick

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Yummy Mummy

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

"...an this is my extended family."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."