Stylish Parents Gifts

Yummy Mummy

"We have the exact same taste."

How's the new one?

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Dog Jogger

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

Tarzan has a copy of playboy

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Scottish Baby

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

"Nice sweater."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

I Love NY Dog

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

Entering "So, what are your kids doing?" (formerly Brooklyn)

"Why must you be so firm with the kids?"