Fashion-forward Sibling Gifts

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We have the exact same taste."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

Frilly PJs

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Bad Parent Computers.

Couple in Blue

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"I've brought you the worlds smallest phone, but here's the catch!"

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"