Fashion Forward Dreamer Pillows

"This year it's all about comfort."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Beware of Dawg.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'