Fashion Forward Thinker Pillows

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"That look is so last week."

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

'What's the opposite of evolution?'

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

Clothing for big boned women.

"How was L.A.?"

A keen man in a suit.

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'What do you think?' - 'Short, fat ugly people shouldn't wear white.'

The Myth of Ariadne.

Power suits: Wind-power suits.

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"I just hope he doesn't get blood on my brand new top!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"My dear Farrington, I fear that your so-called 'piercing' will never catch on..."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

Enigmas, Fall/Winter Catalogue

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

Yuppie Street Gangs

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Moustache movement. - No. I

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'