Fashion Icon Wannabe T-Shirts

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Real men have facial hair.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

A grave with an array of beauty products

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Miley Cyrus

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.