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'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Amy Winehouse

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

A grave with an array of beauty products

Future Old People

Bruce Willis

Real men have facial hair.

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Miley Cyrus

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

Karl Lagerfeld.

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."