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'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

Ladies Day

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I want that tousled, just-out-of-bed look."

Job Hazards: Rapper's Back

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Real men have facial hair.

I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.

"Apparently, he's old rock-and-roll money."

Hard & Soft Hat Areas

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

'Mom! Dad! We won the Longest Kiss Contest...out nose rings locked.'

'Do you have that in red?'

Map of the modern man.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."

"They're comfortable."

Little Princess.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The latest in Eyewear.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Sly Fox