Fashion Icon T-Shirts

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

Ladies Day

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I want that tousled, just-out-of-bed look."

Job Hazards: Rapper's Back

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Real men have facial hair.

I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.

"Apparently, he's old rock-and-roll money."

Hard & Soft Hat Areas

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Paris Hilton

'Mom! Dad! We won the Longest Kiss Contest...out nose rings locked.'

'Do you have that in red?'

Map of the modern man.

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."

"They're comfortable."

Little Princess.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Three Ladies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"