Aspiring Fashion Icon T-Shirts

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Amy Winehouse

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Future Old People

A grave with an array of beauty products

Bruce Willis

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Real men have facial hair.

Miley Cyrus

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

Karl Lagerfeld.

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."