Aspiring Fashion Icon T-Shirts

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Real men have facial hair.

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Miley Cyrus

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."