Fashionista For Eternity Pillows

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Little Princess.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Alien Beauty Magazine

We stock ALL sizes...

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Geri Halliwell.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Pizza London Eye

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Future Old People

Why do men wear long short pants?

Holier Than Thou

Queen

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

This suits tighter than my skin!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

1784: Wigs are all the rage