Fashionista In The Afterlife Pillows

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Nice haircut."

Pizza London Eye

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

A cavalier gentleman.

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Undertakers

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'Sorry that you can't take it with you, but without the sales receipt, you can't get a refund either.'

'She's the neighborhood watch.'

'And I'm not really a sensible shoes type of fella.'

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"Darn, it was just a dream, we're not swathed in Gucci"

"Well, I'm not sure you can use it as collateral... Is it a designer label shirt?"