Fashionista In Recovery Pillows

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Crocodile Shoes

Fashion Nursery School

Naked Furniture

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Girl trying to be a woman

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."