Fashionista In Recovery Gifts

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Fashion Nursery School

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Girl trying to be a woman

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."