Fashionista In Distress Gifts

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Fears

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

'You must be the new girl.'