Fashionista Of The Underworld Pillows

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Take it. It's the dress code."

Salad Hat

Fairy Queen

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Steampunk

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'It's you.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Most folks just go with the white.

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Notice anything different about me?"

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Goth Moths

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"Fairy Friday."

"Excuse me. I can't find the camouflage clothing."

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"