Fashionista For Eternity Mugs

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Little Princess.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Alien Beauty Magazine

We stock ALL sizes...

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Pizza London Eye

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Queen

Holier Than Thou

Why do men wear long short pants?

This suits tighter than my skin!

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"