Fashionista At Heart Pillows

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

A dressed crab

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

Caribou With Big Plans.

Clothes Make the man...

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

Vague Magazine

This suits tighter than my skin!

Two businessmen attached by their ties

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

'Actually, the Penguin God wanted to give us silk suits... but then, the devil ate the silkworms!'

'Just between you and me...the comb-over isn't working.'

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

'I had a vision of my own death. I really go out in style.'

My First Purse.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"What if I called the three outfits that fit me a 'capsule wardrobe'."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.