Optimistic Stylist Pillows

"Perfect."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Little Princess.

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Always expect the best

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Coronovirus dreams

Christmas Socks

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Is that a wig?'

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"