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'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."