Future Barber T-Shirts

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Little Princess.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sheep In Curlers

Military style hedgehog

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Movember

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'