Florida Weather Enthusiast Gifts

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Frosty, the Golden Years

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Hurricane damage to trees

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."